Miranda: Okay. They don't make Cosmopolitans. It's Staten Island Iced Tea.
Samantha: Is that like a Long Island Iced Tea?
Miranda: I think so. (takes a sip) Hello I'm drunk.

Over on the East Side at a more Charlotte-friendly bar, the Iced Tea Princess began her quest for a White Knight.

Carrie

Sex and the City Season 3 Quotes

Steve: Carrie thought you might need a little help. Is that okay?
Miranda: I'm on Valium. Everything's okay.

(drunk) I'm nice. I'm pretty and smart! I'm a catch!

Charlotte