Miranda: It's times like this I wish women could go to male prostitutes.
Samantha: Women do.
Carrie: No, only in bad screenplays and first novels.

Carrie: Damn! Why is that girl still bothering me?
Samantha: Honey, you have to let it go. If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I'd never leave the house.

Charlotte : What kind of diet book are you looking for?
Miranda : I don't know. Something with a title like How to Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass.
Courtney [showing Carrie her book cover] : Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast paced city. And you, naked with nothing but your ideas.
Carrie : I get it. But, see, no matter how fast paced the city, I always manage to get my clothes on before I leave the apartment.

When it comes to relationships, maybe we're all in glass houses, and shouldn't throw stones. Because you can never really know. Some people are settling down, some are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than Butterflies...

Carrie

I hate his name, Harry, because he is, everywhere but his head.

Charlotte

I'm just glad Brady wasn't the biggest baby at the party.

</i> Miranda

So are you okay, or do I need to make a tourniquet out of a hot dog bun and a twig?

Berger

Harry:It drives me crazy when you say my name!
Charlotte:Well then I am definately gonna stop saying it!

No, he's not sick. He's not hungry, he's not teething, he just wants to scream. I'm doing everything I can but I can't please him. If he was 35 this is when we would break up.

Miranda

We were having one of those great first dates that you can only have when its not an actual date.

Carrie

Berger: I collect found playing cards. They're all over the city.
Carrie: I never noticed.
Berger: You will now, that's the thing..... I'm hoping to get a full deck. Insert the obvious joke here.

Carrie: So what's your book called?
Berger: Half-off. That's all it's called now, half-off.

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Sex and the City Season 5 Quotes

Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be.

Carrie

When it comes to relationships, maybe we're all in glass houses, and shouldn't throw stones. Because you can never really know. Some people are settling down, some are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than Butterflies...

Carrie
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