I'm sick of living in your shadow.

Ian [to Lip]

When you're poor, the only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.

Lip

We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right?

Robbie

The best gift you can give is neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance.

Frank [to Lip]

Five Gallaghers I'm gonna be like the lone black dot on a map of Ireland.

V

Get your ass up you goddamn ponytail Fabio motherfucker.

Sheila

You dodged a fucking RPG getting tossed out by this one.

Lip [to Jody]

Well if you need me, I'll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.

Steve

Dottie: Eat sh*t Frank.
Frank: Well I would, but I recently went vegan.

Brush your teeth, I wanna play.

Fiona

Ian: Hey Fiona? I'm gay.
Fiona: I know.

Mickey: Don't.
Ian: Don't what?
Mickey: Just
Mandy: Hey, I got the nitrous. Meet you outside?
Mickey: The fuck do you want?
Mandy: Really, That's all you're going to say to him? You're a fucking pussy.