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Shameless

When you're poor, the only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.

Lip

The best gift you can give is neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance.

Frank [to Lip]

We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right?

Robbie

You dodged a fucking RPG getting tossed out by this one.

Lip [to Jody]

Well if you need me, I'll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.

Steve

Brush your teeth, I wanna play.

Fiona

Ian: Hey Fiona? I'm gay.
Fiona: I know.

Dottie: Eat sh*t Frank.
Frank: Well I would, but I recently went vegan.

Kevin: Circle doesn't start with an S? What the fuck? Cat I know that shit bitch! That's a cat!
Veronica: You learnin' stuff off the TV again?

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