We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right?

Robbie

I'm sick of living in your shadow.

Ian [to Lip]

When you're poor, the only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.

Lip

Five Gallaghers I'm gonna be like the lone black dot on a map of Ireland.

V

Get your ass up you goddamn ponytail Fabio motherfucker.

Sheila

Kevin: Circle doesn't start with an S? What the fuck? Cat I know that shit bitch! That's a cat!
Veronica: You learnin' stuff off the TV again?

Dottie: Eat sh*t Frank.
Frank: Well I would, but I recently went vegan.

Ian: Hey Fiona? I'm gay.
Fiona: I know.

Well if you need me, I'll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.

Steve

Brush your teeth, I wanna play.

Fiona

You dodged a fucking RPG getting tossed out by this one.

Lip [to Jody]

Fiona: Hey Carl you got any Bears stuff I could wear to the game today? Like a hat or jersey or something?
Carl: I got a fuck Jay Cutler t-shirt but it might have some blood on it.

Shameless Quotes

When you're poor, the only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.

Lip

We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right?

Robbie