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When you're poor, the only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.


The best gift you can give is neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance.

Frank [to Lip]

We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right?


Five Gallaghers I'm gonna be like the lone black dot on a map of Ireland.


Get your ass up you goddamn ponytail Fabio motherfucker.


Kevin: Circle doesn't start with an S? What the fuck? Cat I know that shit bitch! That's a cat!
Veronica: You learnin' stuff off the TV again?

Dottie: Eat sh*t Frank.
Frank: Well I would, but I recently went vegan.

Ian: Hey Fiona? I'm gay.
Fiona: I know.

Well if you need me, I'll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.


Brush your teeth, I wanna play.


You dodged a fucking RPG getting tossed out by this one.

Lip [to Jody]

Fiona: Hey Carl you got any Bears stuff I could wear to the game today? Like a hat or jersey or something?
Carl: I got a fuck Jay Cutler t-shirt but it might have some blood on it.

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Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean?
Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.

Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.