When you're poor, the only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.

Lip

We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right?

Robbie

The best gift you can give is neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance.

Frank [to Lip]

Five Gallaghers I'm gonna be like the lone black dot on a map of Ireland.

V

Get your ass up you goddamn ponytail Fabio motherfucker.

Sheila

Kevin: Circle doesn't start with an S? What the fuck? Cat I know that shit bitch! That's a cat!
Veronica: You learnin' stuff off the TV again?

Dottie: Eat sh*t Frank.
Frank: Well I would, but I recently went vegan.

Ian: Hey Fiona? I'm gay.
Fiona: I know.

Well if you need me, I'll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.

Steve

Brush your teeth, I wanna play.

Fiona

You dodged a fucking RPG getting tossed out by this one.

Lip [to Jody]

Fiona: Hey Carl you got any Bears stuff I could wear to the game today? Like a hat or jersey or something?
Carl: I got a fuck Jay Cutler t-shirt but it might have some blood on it.

Shameless Quotes

Sean: You took your monitor off yourself.
Fiona: So?
Sean: So, you should have waited for the P.O. and you know it.
Fiona: That's a technicality. You're gonna judge me for that?
Sean: No, I'm not gonna judge you for that. I find it charming as fuck that you took a screwdriver to your monitor. And I find it sexy as hell that you had a bloody lip before lunch today.
Fiona: Are you making fun of me?
Sean: No. It's just you're a chaos junkie, Fiona. And I'm a junkie, junkie. So I love chaos. And when I get into chaos, bad shit follows.

Laugh. Laugh. You won't be laughing in a year when you won't be able to afford to live here. They move in, they take over. They kick the homeless out of the park, as if they don't have a God given right to sleep there. We are dinosaurs, my friend. And a big, fat comet is headed for our sweet slice of Earth. And that comet is a Starbucks.

Frank