Shameless
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Ian: Sold my meth yet?
Carl: I can't move it all at once.
Liam: Where's my meth?
Fiona: You don't get any.
Nessa: Are you the new slum lord?
Fiona: Uh, New owner.
What brings you down here with the great unwashed?
Fiona
What you are looking at Mr. Adeebis... a butterfly emerging from a chrysalis.
Frank
Lip: I gotta figure out a way to get Sierra to see what a phony Charlie is.
Frank: Dangle a carrot. Once an addict, always an addict.
I have a dog. Woof woof.
Tenant
Hey, you trying to ditch me?!
Fiona
Ian: You don't understand. We don't know anything about your meth.
Man: Bullshit. Monica was fucking indestructible. There's no way she just lost seven pounds of meth, so either she smoked it, or she sold it, or her fucked up family stole it. And in anyone of those scenarios, I am still owed seventy fucking grand.
My money or my meth. You got 24 hours, you understand? After that, you start worrying about little Debbie, little Liam, and pretty little Fiona.
Man
Lip: We gotta pay this Eric guy, for real.
Frank: Absolutely not. This meth head doesn't know where we live.
Realtor: I'm realtor. Hired by owner to sell bar.
Kevin: She can't do that, can she?
Debbie: Neil kicked me out so he could live with that conniving physical therapy slut, Lakeyshia, so I'm moving back in. And I don't want to hear your mouth or anyone else's about it because I am not asking for permission. I'm a Gallagher, and I can live here anytime I please until I'm back on my feet. And I don't want to talk about how much it's going to cost because I'm going to pay my fair share.
Fiona: I was just going to say hi.
