Stick with me woman and you will not go gentle into that good night.

Frank [to Bianca]

I feel a little bit like "Pretty Woman."

Lip

Holy shit, you popped his cherry? And how was the 30 seconds of bliss.

Veronica

Well if you need me, I'll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.

Steve

I also danced with Cab Calloway, he had the first colored penis I ever kissed.

Fake Aunt Ginger

She was born with a large clitoris!

Frank

That's your teenage diseased mind talking. You tasted penii and now you're just crazy!

Sheila's husband

Do you know why doctors, lawyers and nurses are great liars? Because they lie to help people.

Steve

Frank: Beautiful day for a party!
Neighbors: It's for kids, Frank. No booze!

Oh don't mind me, I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one.

Sheila

I saw how you looked at Steve like a d-o-g in heat.

Veronica

Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean?
Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.