Lip: You are gorgeous, okay? You are sweet. You are funny. You're very smart. You know that, right?
Mandy: Shut up.
Lip: Hey, hey, I mean it, okay? You're a good person Mandy.

Sean: You took your monitor off yourself.
Fiona: So?
Sean: So, you should have waited for the P.O. and you know it.
Fiona: That's a technicality. You're gonna judge me for that?
Sean: No, I'm not gonna judge you for that. I find it charming as fuck that you took a screwdriver to your monitor. And I find it sexy as hell that you had a bloody lip before lunch today.
Fiona: Are you making fun of me?
Sean: No. It's just you're a chaos junkie, Fiona. And I'm a junkie, junkie. So I love chaos. And when I get into chaos, bad shit follows.

Laugh. Laugh. You won't be laughing in a year when you won't be able to afford to live here. They move in, they take over. They kick the homeless out of the park, as if they don't have a God given right to sleep there. We are dinosaurs, my friend. And a big, fat comet is headed for our sweet slice of Earth. And that comet is a Starbucks.

Frank

Hey, you dangled me like a sex carrot to get brewery equipment?

Sami [to Frank]

I also danced with Cab Calloway, he had the first colored penis I ever kissed.

Fake Aunt Ginger

She was born with a large clitoris!

Frank

Holy shit, you popped his cherry? And how was the 30 seconds of bliss.

Veronica

Frank: Beautiful day for a party!
Neighbors: It's for kids, Frank. No booze!

Well if you need me, I'll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.

Steve

Oh don't mind me, I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one.

Sheila

That's your teenage diseased mind talking. You tasted penii and now you're just crazy!

Sheila's husband

Do you know why doctors, lawyers and nurses are great liars? Because they lie to help people.

Steve

Shameless Quotes

Lip: You are gorgeous, okay? You are sweet. You are funny. You're very smart. You know that, right?
Mandy: Shut up.
Lip: Hey, hey, I mean it, okay? You're a good person Mandy.

Sean: You took your monitor off yourself.
Fiona: So?
Sean: So, you should have waited for the P.O. and you know it.
Fiona: That's a technicality. You're gonna judge me for that?
Sean: No, I'm not gonna judge you for that. I find it charming as fuck that you took a screwdriver to your monitor. And I find it sexy as hell that you had a bloody lip before lunch today.
Fiona: Are you making fun of me?
Sean: No. It's just you're a chaos junkie, Fiona. And I'm a junkie, junkie. So I love chaos. And when I get into chaos, bad shit follows.