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Shameless

Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean?
Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.

Holy shit, you popped his cherry? And how was the 30 seconds of bliss.

Veronica

I saw how you looked at Steve like a d-o-g in heat.

Veronica

Well if you need me, I'll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.

Steve

I also danced with Cab Calloway, he had the first colored penis I ever kissed.

Fake Aunt Ginger

She was born with a large clitoris!

Frank

Do you know why doctors, lawyers and nurses are great liars? Because they lie to help people.

Steve

That's your teenage diseased mind talking. You tasted penii and now you're just crazy!

Sheila's husband

Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.

Frank
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