Popular Shameless Quotes
Cuz when you focus on other people's problems, it's a lot easier to ignore your own.Sean [to Fiona]
Holy shit, you popped his cherry? And how was the 30 seconds of bliss.Veronica
Do you know why doctors, lawyers and nurses are great liars? Because they lie to help people.Steve
Well if you need me, I'll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.Steve
I also danced with Cab Calloway, he had the first colored penis I ever kissed.Fake Aunt Ginger
She was born with a large clitoris!Frank
I saw how you looked at Steve like a d-o-g in heat.Veronica
That's your teenage diseased mind talking. You tasted penii and now you're just crazy!Sheila's husband
Frank: Beautiful day for a party!
Neighbors: It's for kids, Frank. No booze!
Oh don't mind me, I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one.Sheila
Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean?
Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.
Fiona: Debbie stole a baby; we have to figure out how to return it.
Fiona: It's Debbie.