Shameless
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I feel a little bit like "Pretty Woman."
Lip
Mickey have a seat man. Nobody give a shit who you bang.
Kev
Nobody's gonna roll me. I carry pepper spray and a shiv.
Debbie
Jesus guys, it's 90 days in country club jail. It's not Guantanamo. She's probably learning a useful trade and brushing up on her Spanish.
Lip
Frank: Who the hell is Gary?
Sammi: He's one of your new Native American kids. I think he's the one with the Justin Bieber haircut.
He's not my boyfriend now. He's my friend until I'm 16 and it's legally consensual for us to have intercourse.
Debbie
I'm the one he's chosen to spend his life with. You're just one lucky sperm.
Sheila
V: I'm done. The milk bar is closed. We can go to formula.
Kev: No, no, no, no. Absolutely not. We are not doing formula. They will grow up with asthma and be short and have no friends.
Sheila: How are your headaches?
Frank: You can't feel a persons headache by touching his head.
Uh, hello. Um, hi. Um, I know that you're acting out your father issues by dyeing your hair with that trashy peroxide and dry humping that man on my couch, but I don't think it's nice to expose your child to this behavior.
Sheila [to Sami]
After extensive research and weeks of testing, I have determined my liver can support one beer a day. I am now a cheap date. Buzzed already, like an anemic ten year old girl.
Frank
Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.
Frank
