Shameless
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Those terrapins were a parting gift from this Skidmore chick who sucked me off like I had diamonds buried in the bottom of my ballsack.
Principal
You can't beat karate when it comes to regulated sanctioned violence for the children.
Debbie
You know when the plane starts going down and they tell you to put your mask on before helping anyone else, well put your mask on Fiona.
Steve
Let's be honest, she's my last chance at happiness and that's more important than video games and masturbation, right?
Neighbor
Well he may look like he's in a boy band, but he's got a point.
Veronica
He was warm, like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker.
Frank
Today is put your head in the toilet day. You know what that makes tomorrow Frank? Put your head in the trash compactor day.
Thug
Fiona: Fuck you.
Steve: I love you, too.
Well you're hot, but it's been awhile since I've been with a dude... nevermind two....
Frank
I haven't had a drink for two days...well granted I was unconscious.
Frank
The beard gets me laid, chicks dig a beard.
Professor
Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.
Frank
