Shameless
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Sheila: Frank, I want us to see the world.
Frank: I've seen it. It's a piece of shit.
Sheila: Alright, well maybe I'll just have to go by myself then. If that's what you really want.
Debbie: Are those hickeys?
Carl: Holly Nelly threw a party last night. Those skanks are randy.
Debbie look at your hair. You look like a young Reba McEntire.
Sheila
Hey, you dangled me like a sex carrot to get brewery equipment?
Sami [to Frank]
FYI. We don't scare easily.
Lisa [to Carl]
Matty: Friends don't rape friends.
Debbie: I didn't mean to rape you. I'm sorry.
Carl [to Gus]: Boyfriend of girlfriend? Or just fuck buddies?
Fiona: Welcome to my family.
Amanda: And my dad? Well, you know my dad.
Lip: Oh yeah, he want his ten grand back?
Babysit them til they're 18, I don't give a shit. I'll go on date night by myself.
V [to Kev]
Fiona: Best part is there's no drama, which usually just means I'm bored, but instead I'm just happy.
Sean: We're glad for you. Let us know how week two goes.
Gus: Did I mention that I'm falling in love with you?
Fiona: No. Uh, thank you.
Mickey: What's wrong, Frank?
Frank: Searching the deepest recess's of my memory, looking for a clue to the whereabouts of a lost fucking fortune.
