Shameless
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Alright shithead, this is like the two hundredth time I'm calling and you not picking up. I'm starting to get fucking homicidal. Call me the fuck back, Ian. I'm worried about you. I love you. Call me back.
Mickey
Jimmy/Steve: Do you love him?
Fiona: You don't get to ask me that.
Jimmy/Steve: I love you.
Fiona: Fuck you.
Lip: Hey. You Gus?
Gus: Yeah.
Lip: Hey, I'm Lip. Brother. Don't fuck this up cuz she's really great, alright?
You did okay, Mickey. You know, you tried. That's a lot more than most people would do.
Lip
Fiona: No, I have to tell you something.
Gus: What's wrong?
Fiona: I slept with my ex.
Gus: You slept with...Since we've been married?
Fiona: Yesterday.
Gus: We had sex yesterday.
Carl: You should quit while you're ahead.
Debbie: He'll out-Frank ya every time.
Watch out sixth grade. Third time's a charm.
Carl
Carl: You owe me. You my slave now. When I text you, you run.
Chuckie: Okay, Uncle Carl.
Sammi: If you don't get out right now, I will shoot you.
Frank: Go ahead. You don't have the guts.
I'm probably biased, you deserve better than him.
Gus [to Fiona]
Jimmy/Steve: Take care of yourself, Fiona Gallagher.
Fiona: You take care of yourself, whatever the hell your real name is!
Debbie: He's [Ian] totally Monica.
Frank: Without the great ass.
