Fuck that house, and fuck your God damn dead beat family.

Patrick

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Patrick: Where the hell is everyone?
Svetlana: Regulars stop coming because they think this is hipster bar.

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Fiona: Thank you.
Sean: I'm a naturally helpful person.
Fiona: That must be tiring.

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Chuckie, if you want to stay alive, go to school.

Ian

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This is bible study Kevin. We're here to praise Jesus, not ask him for favours.

Carol

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Forget that barbecued Greek.

Veronica

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Nobody wants to fuck Mary Poppins.

Frank

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Little Girl: You smell like a toilet.
Frank: Beat it!

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I just need you to sign some papers so that I can buy my house back. Gus… hello?

Fiona

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Gus: I want to know why you think I owe you anything.
Fiona: You don't.
Gus: So this is a favour?

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Carl: Can't stay messed up about that bike forever.
Nick: It's not going to be forever.

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She wasn't taking advantage of me. We're in love!

Lip

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