Shameless
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My other wife doesn't love how you sold our wife into sex slavery.
Kevin
I am kept woman. You want good life, find someone to keep you.
Svetlana
The past 10 years I've taken care of every single Gallagher -- except one. I'm done.
Fiona
Fiona: Is that a new washer getting delivered to Frank?
Carl: Even the homeless get better stuff than us.
Woman: Who is married to whom?
Kev, Svetlana and V: We're married.
Carl: I told them I was part black, they didn't believe me.
Dom's Dad: You want me to vouch for your black-ness?
Morning, chief, would my apache brother like toast, or does he only eat maize?
Fiona
Debbie: Neil?
Neil: What? I was going to say something nice. You have a great ass, it makes up for your small tits.
Fiona: Thanks!
What the fuck is an honor code?
Carl
Fiona: Debs is just overreacting like always.
Lip: She thinks it will solve all her problems.
Fiona: DCFS is not going to take her baby away.
She's just trying to get her shit together.
Debbie: Are there guns in the house?
Lucas: I have a water gun.
Debbie: I mean a real gun, Lucas.
Lucas: I like my room.
Sierra: Yeah, me too.
