Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Season 5 Episode 9: "Carl's First Sentencing" Quotes
Fuck you! I'm 32, I was just getting started. Fuck you pancreas! Fuck you cells! Fuck you med school! Fuck you!
Bianca
Bianca: You ever streak before?
Frank: Many times. Just never on purpose.
You think you scare me? Bring it bitch.
Carl [to Sammi]
Fiona: What if he shows remorse?
Carl: What's that?
Fiona: It means you say you're sorry.
Carl: I'm not.
Sucks to be you! College is so much better without school!
Kev [to Lip]
Frank: Eh, it's a tragedy when a young man ends up behind prison bars.
Fiona: Bad parenting.
Frank: Oh, don't blame yourself.
Fiona: Spare me, Sammi. Your kid did not get arrested because of me.
Sammi: Cause of your thug brother. In one fell swoop, you Gallagher's managed to ruin his whole future.
Fiona: Lets be honest, Chuckie was not exactly destined for great things. Pack your shit and get out.