Shameless

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I'm a 60-year-old lady with the vag of a newborn.

Fiona

Fiona: Debbie stole a baby; we have to figure out how to return it.
Lip: Why?
Fiona: It's Debbie.

Oh don't mind me, I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one.

Sheila

Frank: Beautiful day for a party!
Neighbors: It's for kids, Frank. No booze!

That's your teenage diseased mind talking. You tasted penii and now you're just crazy!

Sheila's husband

Do you know why doctors, lawyers and nurses are great liars? Because they lie to help people.

Steve
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Shameless Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

That's your teenage diseased mind talking. You tasted penii and now you're just crazy!

Sheila's husband

Do you know why doctors, lawyers and nurses are great liars? Because they lie to help people.

Steve