Shameless "Father's Day" Quotes
Debbie: Where can I get knives and blunts?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lip: Went to Karen's, tried to step up, she told me to f*ck off. She'd rather play house with Keanu.
• Rating: Unrated
Frank [to Lip]: The best gift you can give is neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Frank: That's the Gallagher sperm: ambitious, relentless, everything we're not once we're born.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Fiona [to Debbie]: Put the top back, no more playing dress up. Hymen stays in tact.
• Rating: Unrated
Frank: Sheils, even Osama had to come out of his cave every once in awhile.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Fiona: If she charges by the load then so can we.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lip: I'm afraid it's not just about being easy and convenient Deb. It's chemical, pheromones, personal scent...you can't fake it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Fiona: The minute you kids start following Frank's example is the minute I put a gun in my mouth.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 9
