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Where can I get knives and blunts?

Debbie

Went to Karen's, tried to step up, she told me to f*ck off. She'd rather play house with Keanu.

Lip

The best gift you can give is neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance.

Frank [to Lip]

Frank: That's the Gallagher sperm: ambitious, relentless, everything we're not once we're born.

Put the top back, no more playing dress up. Hymen stays in tact.

Fiona [to Debbie]

Sheils, even Osama had to come out of his cave every once in awhile.

Frank

If she charges by the load then so can we.

Fiona

I'm afraid it's not just about being easy and convenient Deb. It's chemical, pheromones, personal scent...you can't fake it.

Lip

The minute you kids start following Frank's example is the minute I put a gun in my mouth.

Fiona
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Shameless Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

I'm afraid it's not just about being easy and convenient Deb. It's chemical, pheromones, personal scent...you can't fake it.

Lip

The minute you kids start following Frank's example is the minute I put a gun in my mouth.

Fiona
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