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Shameless "Just Like Pilgrims Intended" Quotes

Fiona [to Ian]: Happy thanksgiving, that's a nice hickey, go wash up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Monica: I don't wanna be me anymore.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Karen: Is this about you sleeping with Jody?
Sheila: What? No! Yes! You know about that? Honey I'm so sorry I didn't mean to, it was an accident.
Karen: An accident? Where his penis just slipped into your vagina?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lip: Alright you gotta get me out of this car, I'm getting too horned up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Steve: Here's the thing Fiona, I wanna be with you but I'm not one of those kids you can boss around. I'm sorry but now I gotta go pick up my wife's boyfriend.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lip [to unborn son]: Also you never use toilet paper on your d**k after you take a piss. Tap the end, let the drops fall off, flush.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fiona: Little Hank's being raised by wolves.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ian: Mom's bipolar Debs.
Debbie: Like the North Pole and the South Pole?
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank [saying Grace]: Thank you for this food that we are about to eat, thank you for bringing my Monica back to me, and please make my brother clayton burn in all eternity when the time comes. Amen.
 • Rating: Unrated

Karen: F**k Mother Nature she doesn't have to worry about her vagina getting all stretched out!
 • Rating: Unrated

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