Shameless

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Not only did you lie to me about the PCP, you fucked my brother. What's next? You're gonna take up with a black lady man? Oh I forgot that already happened.

Frank [to Monica]

I get it. I was married to Frank for 18 years, it's like swallowing glass everyday.

Monica

Whores don't get cars!!

Eddie

I wouldn't exactly call it an orgy, but there were a lot of naked body parts flying around.

Karen

Two lesbians at home and the promise of cash? Maybe your luck has changed Frank.

Kevin

You wish you had a dick as big as mine!

Bob [to Frank]

Bob: Do we have a problem, PHILIP?
Lip: I don't know, BOB, let's see. You're camped out at my house, you're fucking my mother, and you're talking about stealing my baby brother. Why would we have a problem?

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Shameless Season 1 Episode 10 Quotes

You wish you had a dick as big as mine!

Bob [to Frank]

Bob: Do we have a problem, PHILIP?
Lip: I don't know, BOB, let's see. You're camped out at my house, you're fucking my mother, and you're talking about stealing my baby brother. Why would we have a problem?