I'm sick of hearing about your dead girlfriend.

Fiona

Fiona: Does he talk?
Carl: I got him covered.

He's coming back. His parents are ass holes.

Debbie

I'm not killing my baby. It's not a baby. It's a few cells.

Debbie

Carl: Knives are in the drawer if you want to do a home abortion.
Fiona: Carl!

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It totally looks like you just fucked a tadpole.

Carl

They pay for dollars for espresso. They can suck my balls if they want.

Svetlana