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You brought him home he’s your puppy. He makes a mess on the rug, you clean it up.


Carl: He’s dying.
Fiona: No he’s killing himself, there’s a difference.

He’ll be back. Frank’s a cockroach. You can stomp on him, spray him, try and drown him, but he’ll always come crawling back up out of the toilet bowl.


First date Fiona? The girl who puts out waitin in line at the drive thru?


I haven’t abused marijuana like the rest of you, so yes I remember.


Fiona: Hey Carl you got any Bears stuff I could wear to the game today? Like a hat or jersey or something?
Carl: I got a fuck Jay Cutler t-shirt but it might have some blood on it.

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