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Shameless

Frank: Where's the money?
Fiona: Ask Kung Fu Panda.

It doesn't make you a kept woman, it makes you a smart one.

Jasmine

I'll keep that in mind when I'm feeding my family dogfood this winter.

Fiona

I'm gonna have a heart attack waiting for my heart transplant.

Dottie

Desperate whore wife just got here with sugar grampy.

Veronica

Dottie: Eat sh*t Frank.
Frank: Well I would, but I recently went vegan.

I can't share a room with someone in constant state of arousal! I'm going to be a woman soon.

Debbie

Sheila: Do you know what this is?
Frank: An eggplant?
Sheila: Liberation!

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Shameless Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

I can't share a room with someone in constant state of arousal! I'm going to be a woman soon.

Debbie

Sheila: Do you know what this is?
Frank: An eggplant?
Sheila: Liberation!

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