Gallaghers pay their debts, now where the hell is our brother?

Fiona

Hey we only sell American beer here to children of age! Come back when you're 16.

Kevin

Isn't it wonderful? Mr. Kevin is going to help all of the old people who are going blind.

Ethel [about the pot]

I'm sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste just in case.

Ian [about Lip]

Fraternal loyalty doesn't extend to stupidity bud.

Ian [to Lip]

The man's in love with his own fabulous self, probably masturbates while he licks his reflection in the mirror.

Veronica

I got tasered for like a second and I crapped myself. There's no way you got tasered twice, fought off three cops and ran away.

Frank

Shameless Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

The man's in love with his own fabulous self, probably masturbates while he licks his reflection in the mirror.

Veronica

I got tasered for like a second and I crapped myself. There's no way you got tasered twice, fought off three cops and ran away.

Frank