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Nobody fucks with the Gallaghers.

Fiona [to Debbie]

This isn't a DUI Frank. You buried a body and you stole from the federal government, you will never get out of prison.

Fiona

Kev: We could always adopt.
V: I don't want someone else's kid. I want a little punk with your pretty eyes and your crooked smile.

You were designer jeans and coconut hair product. You're like gay fly paper.

V [to Jimmy]

Girls take that hero stuff straight to the bank.

Kev [to Lip]

Show those syphilis ridden turbo sluts a thing or too.

Frank

Carl: Dad, what's this?
Frank: That's a pacifier for your anus.

The whole my dad is gay for your brother thing has thrown me for a loop.

Jimmy
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Shameless Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

Carl: Dad, what's this?
Frank: That's a pacifier for your anus.

The whole my dad is gay for your brother thing has thrown me for a loop.

Jimmy
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