Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Season 3 Episode 5: "The Sins of My Caretaker" Quotes
Nobody fucks with the Gallaghers.
Fiona [to Debbie]
This isn't a DUI Frank. You buried a body and you stole from the federal government, you will never get out of prison.
Fiona
Kev: We could always adopt.
V: I don't want someone else's kid. I want a little punk with your pretty eyes and your crooked smile.
You were designer jeans and coconut hair product. You're like gay fly paper.
V [to Jimmy]
Girls take that hero stuff straight to the bank.
Kev [to Lip]
Show those syphilis ridden turbo sluts a thing or too.
Frank
Carl: Dad, what's this?
Frank: That's a pacifier for your anus.
The whole my dad is gay for your brother thing has thrown me for a loop.
Jimmy
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