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Tourettes coupled with bipolar disorder and a drinking problem, he's a shrink's wet dream.

Veronica

Is that like a sibling brother? Or like a black guy brother.

Lip

That's the problem, there should only be two testicles invited to this party.

Doctor

Other than the presents and the booze, can you tell me three good reasons we should get married?

Veronica

Here's the happy couple, Kevin and Veronica, may you always have two testicles between you. L'Chiam!

Frank

I bet it itches like you got crabs in there.

Frank [to lady in body cast]
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Shameless Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Here's the happy couple, Kevin and Veronica, may you always have two testicles between you. L'Chiam!

Frank

I bet it itches like you got crabs in there.

Frank [to lady in body cast]