Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Season 1 Episode 5: "Three Boys" Quotes
Tourettes coupled with bipolar disorder and a drinking problem, he's a shrink's wet dream.
Veronica
Is that like a sibling brother? Or like a black guy brother.
Lip
That's the problem, there should only be two testicles invited to this party.
Doctor
Other than the presents and the booze, can you tell me three good reasons we should get married?
Veronica
Here's the happy couple, Kevin and Veronica, may you always have two testicles between you. L'Chiam!
Frank
I bet it itches like you got crabs in there.
Frank [to lady in body cast]
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