Hey uncle Carl! I didn't know we were going to be neighbors. Will you tell me a story?

Chuckie

Hey, I'm sorry I'm late.

Mickey [to Ian]

Ian: I think this might be the end with Mickey. The diagnosis, you know, even if I don't believe it, I'm pretty sure he does.
Fiona: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I already blew it with my husband and I don't have any kind of diagnosis to pin it on.
Ian: Gallagher's.
Fiona: Gallagher's.

So either fight for this marriage or cut him loose. Let him lick his wounds and move on, ya know? This halfway thing you're doing, giving him space, it's kind of fucked. Right? If this is a relationship you wanna save, then you gotta fucking save it.

Sean [to Fiona]

Lip: Silence in our house usually means someone stopped breathing.
Fiona: Exactly.

Carl: Whatever, I'm out.
Frank: Off to deal drugs on a Saturday morning?
Carl: Yup.
Frank: Impressive work ethic, son. You do your old man proud.

Carl: Whats it feel like to be crazy?
Ian: Um, like I'm under a wet blanket. And cotton mouth.

Debbie: He's [Ian] totally Monica.
Frank: Without the great ass.

Shameless Season 5 Episode 8 Quotes

Carl: Whats it feel like to be crazy?
Ian: Um, like I'm under a wet blanket. And cotton mouth.

Debbie: He's [Ian] totally Monica.
Frank: Without the great ass.