I realize you've had sketchy parental role models okay, but as your newly appointed guardian can we agree that offing people is not cool, can we get on the same page with that?

Fiona [to Carl]

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• Added: March 10, 2013

You know, being guardian doesn't make you super mom.

Lip

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• Added: March 10, 2013

That turned me off, periscope down.

Kev

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• Added: March 10, 2013

I'm sorry but no one speaking English as a first language should be doing this job.

Jimmy

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• Added: March 10, 2013

Is Lip getting serious about Mandy Skank-o-vich?

V

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• Added: March 10, 2013

I want normal people problems.

Fiona

• Permalink: I want normal people problems.
• Added: March 10, 2013

In her day your great aunt was a legendary pole smoker.

Frank

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• Added: March 10, 2013