Shameless

Shameless Quotes (Page 2)

Season 3 Episode 9: "Frank the Plumber"

Fiona: The porn at my desk it wasn't really porn. It was pictures of penises, but it was from a circumcision website, see friends of mine are trying for a baby, and I had said a thing about how they should circumcise their babies that girls would be more likely to wanna - with their mouth - not on the baby of course, when he's a grownup.
 • Rating: Unrated

Debbie: Sheila, I've seen crazy and I've seen bad for kids. You aren't either of those things you're super nice.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mickey: What'd ya hit?
Mandy: A girl at school.
Mickey: Don't forget to check for hair behind the grill.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 8: "When There's a Will"

Fiona [to Carl]: I realize you've had sketchy parental role models okay, but as your newly appointed guardian can we agree that offing people is not cool, can we get on the same page with that?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lip: You know, being guardian doesn't make you super mom.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kev: That turned me off, periscope down.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jimmy: I'm sorry but no one speaking English as a first language should be doing this job.
 • Rating: Unrated

V: Is Lip getting serious about Mandy Skank-o-vich?
 • Rating: Unrated

Fiona: I want normal people problems.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank: In her day your great aunt was a legendary pole smoker.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 7: "A Long Way From Home"

Sheila: Jody when you tried to get me to be intimate with three of your friends, it made me feel sad.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ian: So thanks to me, you've been pistol whipped and shot in the ass.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: Alcohol is a gift.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jody: All I'm gonna be thinking about while you choke me out is how much I love you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kev: If I had a dime for everytime I heard you say that I'd have one dime.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 6: "Cascading Failures"

Kev: This is an express bus to the Maury Povich show.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fiona: I don't mean to be an asshole, it's just genetic.
 • Rating: Unrated

V: Five Gallaghers I'm gonna be like the lone black dot on a map of Ireland.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank: Same as you, p***y and life on the road.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fiona: Hey I know you think you're helping, but as someone who has been in and out of the system my entire life, I can tell you it's a nightmare. These kids have a big sister who love them and I just want to make sure they're okay.
 • Rating: Unrated

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