Debbie: What if I lived in your house, you could put one of the kids in the garage?
Woman: That wouldn't work.

I have your badge numbers.

Man

Four fucking dollars for a beer? It should be that price for a six-pack.

Mickey

Kermit: I have a spare room. I spend most of my time in here since the divorce, if you want it, it's yours.
Debbie: I'd rather lay under the tracks of the L.

I slept with a gay dude. I probably have aids right now.

Debbie

Carol: You'll not get this high-class bourbon in the South Side.
V: It's bourbon.

You can come live with me and Tami when we get a house.

Lip

I'm reassembling the old team for one last heist.

Frank

Carl: Hey, do you guys think it's weird that I'm in love with my rapist?
Mickey: You weren't raped.

Debbie: You wanted to do your own shit. I'll never forgive you for that.
Sammi: You'll never forgive me for that?
Debbie: They'll never. Prince will never.
Sammi: Holy shit. You think I'm Monica.
Debbie: What?
Sammi: I am not your mom, Debbie.

Ian: That was a bust, huh?
Mickey: Oh, yeah, apart from a hand job, duck, and orgy, total waste of a fucking day. Still think we need gay friends?
Ian: Need? No. I mean, I'm not opposed to it. We just ... we want friends we have things in common with. There's a reason I do the same thing as Lip. I'm like Lip. I'm okay if he's my only friend for now.
Mickey: All right, wanna go tell Debbie you wanna do what Lip wants on this thing? She's gonna love you so much.

Officer: We're looking for a Philip Gallagher?
Debbie: He's in there ... with a sledgehammer.

Shameless Quotes

Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean?
Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.

Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.

Frank