Ian: I confronted Caleb about that chick. He's screwing her.
Lip: I guess there's something to be said for honesty. Right?
Ian: Except, he says he's not cheating.
Lip: How did he come up with that reasoning?
Ian: He says if it were a guy, then he'd be cheating.
Set 'em up, bar keep. My liver's been on vacation and I got a months worth of drinking to catch up on.Frank
Your thing is kinda weird. It has all this extra skin and it freaks me out.Dom
Denise, not Dennis. She's married with kids.Caleb
Sweet baby mother of Jesus, John Doe is alive!Nurse
You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day. Vodka's best. Believe me. I know. I'm Russian.Svetlana
It's a brave new world, Fiona.Kevin
Debbie: I don't even think I'm coming.
Fiona: To my wedding?
Are you wearing cologne?Fiona
They call it distance learning. Know what I call it? Discrimination.Debbie
You have no money yet you're going into a grocery store. Interesting.Frank
Debbie: I want to learn.
Teacher: Okay, here's a lesson: use condoms.