Hey, I need to borrow your car. Ian just stole a baby.Lip [to Amanda]
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What was I supposed to do? Was I supposed to sit on my porch knitting, hoping one day you'd show back up. You disappeared. Gone. Nothing.Fiona [to Jimmy/Steve]
Mickey: Where'd you get this?
Ian: From the producer of the movie.
Mickey: What movie?
Ian: I did a porno.
Mickey: You did a what?
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Lip: You got married?
Lip: Fuck. To who?
Lip: Who the fucks Gus?
Fiona: I've mentioned him before.
Lip: Yeah in passing. Jesus, married? Are you happy or---
Fiona: Do I seem happy?
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South side, huh? Fucking knew it. College bitch.Mickey [to Lip]
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I'm just as fucking south side as you are.Lip [to Mickey]
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Could you call me Dad?Wade [to Frank]
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Thanks for the liver, kid. Here's to you.Frank
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Still don't want your family to know? Nothing says no regrets like hiding it from those you love.Sean [to Fiona]
Gallagher's don't do announcements at dinner. We do blackouts, suicide attempts, but never blackouts.Debbie
Your boyfriend's losing his shit.Svetlana [to Mickey]
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Mickey: What's wrong, Frank?
Frank: Searching the deepest recess's of my memory, looking for a clue to the whereabouts of a lost fucking fortune.
Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean?
Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.
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Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.Frank
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