I need you to powder under my tits before I go to bed. I'm chafing like a son of a bitch.

Grammy [to Frank]

it was snowing all summer long in Chicago!


Kevin: How can you be so cold about this?
V: Because she hurt my Kev, and nobody hurts my Kev.

You f*ck girls with that thing?

Grammy [to Lip]

Just for the record, a lot of great men have been well lubricated. Henry Food, Scott Fitzgerald, David Hasselhoff, they all kept a bottle close.


I'm not the reason your life is a piece of crap. You came out of me a loser!


Your coochie smells like brimstone and Sulfur!


What you don't get enough abuse just being Frank's son?

Fiona [to Lip]

One of my unspoken rules is you don't f*ck somebody else when we're on a date.

Adam [to Fiona]

You married a drug lord's daughter to hang on to your ear?

Fiona [to Steve]

Veronica: He's sending a signal.
Fiona: Like what?
Veronica: I still wanna sit on your face?

Christ, you're pathetic, you bed wetting excuse for a son.

Grammy [to Frank]

Shameless Quotes

The best gift you can give is neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance.

Frank [to Lip]

Wanna see me make a Mangina?