Shameless

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Do you know why doctors, lawyers and nurses are great liars? Because they lie to help people.

Steve

She was born with a large clitoris!

Frank

I also danced with Cab Calloway, he had the first colored penis I ever kissed.

Fake Aunt Ginger

Well if you need me, I'll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.

Steve

I saw how you looked at Steve like a d-o-g in heat.

Veronica

Holy shit, you popped his cherry? And how was the 30 seconds of bliss.

Veronica

Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean?
Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.

Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.

Frank
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Shameless Quotes

Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean?
Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.

Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.

Frank
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