A grain of sand is all it takes?Lip
Holy sh*t I'm you!Fiona [to Frank]
I'm gonna beat your ass like a pinata until candy falls out!Lucy Jo [to Fiona]
Dottie: You don't love me.
Frank: You're kinda growing on me.
Kermit can't paint your house this week, something about his Herpes acting up. Probably got it from that girlfriend of his.Frank [to Dottie]
Stay away from Butterface if you know what's good for you!Frank [to Kermit]
Those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen.Kevin
Fiona: Does everything have to be an ass shake with you?
Veronica: Sometimes it's a boob shake.
Dead people poop themselves.Debbie
Frank: Where's the money?
Fiona: Ask Kung Fu Panda.
It doesn't make you a kept woman, it makes you a smart one.Jasmine
I'll keep that in mind when I'm feeding my family dogfood this winter.Fiona