A grain of sand is all it takes?

Lip

Holy sh*t I'm you!

Fiona [to Frank]

I'm gonna beat your ass like a pinata until candy falls out!

Lucy Jo [to Fiona]

Dottie: You don't love me.
Frank: You're kinda growing on me.

Kermit can't paint your house this week, something about his Herpes acting up. Probably got it from that girlfriend of his.

Frank [to Dottie]

Stay away from Butterface if you know what's good for you!

Frank [to Kermit]

Those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen.

Kevin

Fiona: Does everything have to be an ass shake with you?
Veronica: Sometimes it's a boob shake.

Dead people poop themselves.

Debbie

Frank: Where's the money?
Fiona: Ask Kung Fu Panda.

It doesn't make you a kept woman, it makes you a smart one.

Jasmine

I'll keep that in mind when I'm feeding my family dogfood this winter.

Fiona