Shameless
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Mickey: Where'd you get this?
Ian: From the producer of the movie.
Mickey: What movie?
Ian: I did a porno.
Mickey: You did a what?
Lip: You got married?
Fiona: Yeah.
Lip: Fuck. To who?
Fiona: Gus.
Lip: Who the fucks Gus?
Fiona: I've mentioned him before.
Lip: Yeah in passing. Jesus, married? Are you happy or---
Fiona: Do I seem happy?
South side, huh? Fucking knew it. College bitch.
Mickey [to Lip]
I'm just as fucking south side as you are.
Lip [to Mickey]
Could you call me Dad?
Wade [to Frank]
Thanks for the liver, kid. Here's to you.
Frank
Still don't want your family to know? Nothing says no regrets like hiding it from those you love.
Sean [to Fiona]
Gallagher's don't do announcements at dinner. We do blackouts, suicide attempts, but never blackouts.
Debbie
Your boyfriend's losing his shit.
Svetlana [to Mickey]
Mickey: What's wrong, Frank?
Frank: Searching the deepest recess's of my memory, looking for a clue to the whereabouts of a lost fucking fortune.
Gus: Did I mention that I'm falling in love with you?
Fiona: No. Uh, thank you.
Fiona: Best part is there's no drama, which usually just means I'm bored, but instead I'm just happy.
Sean: We're glad for you. Let us know how week two goes.
