Shameless
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Babysit them til they're 18, I don't give a shit. I'll go on date night by myself.
V [to Kev]
Amanda: And my dad? Well, you know my dad.
Lip: Oh yeah, he want his ten grand back?
Carl [to Gus]: Boyfriend of girlfriend? Or just fuck buddies?
Fiona: Welcome to my family.
Matty: Friends don't rape friends.
Debbie: I didn't mean to rape you. I'm sorry.
FYI. We don't scare easily.
Lisa [to Carl]
Hey, you dangled me like a sex carrot to get brewery equipment?
Sami [to Frank]
Debbie look at your hair. You look like a young Reba McEntire.
Sheila
Debbie: Are those hickeys?
Carl: Holly Nelly threw a party last night. Those skanks are randy.
Sheila: Frank, I want us to see the world.
Frank: I've seen it. It's a piece of shit.
Sheila: Alright, well maybe I'll just have to go by myself then. If that's what you really want.
Strongest beer known to man. It's also good for cleaning toilets and sinks or degreasing auto parts. Makes a nice anti-bacterial for minor wounds. You should get some for the bar.
Frank
Lip: You are gorgeous, okay? You are sweet. You are funny. You're very smart. You know that, right?
Mandy: Shut up.
Lip: Hey, hey, I mean it, okay? You're a good person Mandy.
So as a parent, it's my responsibility to tell you that the reason people don't like you and that you're father doesn't want to be around you, is because you're very, very needy. I just think you should know that. And then you can work on it. You're needy. And annoying. And slutty. And a bad mother.
Sheila [to Sami]
