Gus: I want to know why you think I owe you anything.
Fiona: You don't.
Gus: So this is a favour?

I just need you to sign some papers so that I can buy my house back. Gus… hello?

Fiona

This is bible study Kevin. We're here to praise Jesus, not ask him for favours.

Carol

Forget that barbecued Greek.

Veronica

Nobody wants to fuck Mary Poppins.

Frank

Chuckie, if you want to stay alive, go to school.

Ian

Little Girl: You smell like a toilet.
Frank: Beat it!

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Fiona: Thank you.
Sean: I'm a naturally helpful person.
Fiona: That must be tiring.

Debbie: That's my baby.
Frank: Hello, little Gallagher

Fuck that house, and fuck your God damn dead beat family.

Patrick

Patrick: Where the hell is everyone?
Svetlana: Regulars stop coming because they think this is hipster bar.

Even with welfare there's no way you'll pull down the dough you'll need.

Frank

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When you're poor, the only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.

Lip

Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean?
Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.