Shameless

Shameless Quotes (Page 3)

Season 3 Episode 6: "Cascading Failures"

Fiona: I wasn't sure I'd see you again.
Jimmy: Yeah I wasn't either.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 5: "The Sins of My Caretaker"

Fiona [to Debbie]: Nobody f**ks with the Gallaghers.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fiona: This isn't a DUI Frank. You buried a body and you stole from the federal government, you will never get out of prison.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kev: We could always adopt.
V: I don't want someone else's kid. I want a little punk with your pretty eyes and your crooked smile.
 • Rating: Unrated

V [to Jimmy]: You were designer jeans and coconut hair product. You're like gay fly paper.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kev [to Lip]: Girls take that hero stuff straight to the bank.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: Show those syphilis ridden turbo sluts a thing or too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carl: Dad, what's this?
Frank: That's a pacifier for your anus.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jimmy: The whole my dad is gay for your brother thing has thrown me for a loop.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 4: "The Helpful Gallaghers"

Lip: When you feel a full chub poking you in the back, the meaning's pretty clear!
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: Giving or receiving?
Jody: Never receiving, always destroying.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: Doing things you don't wanna do is how you make a relationship work.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carl: What's that smell?
Counselor: Fresh air.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: Challenges foster growth!
 • Rating: Unrated

Kev: I just wish you'd given me a heads up before I went with the whole whore thing. I don't want our kids first impression of you to be that you're a whore.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 3: "May I Trim Your Hedges?"

Fiona [to Kev]: I know school was never you thing, but you've never been dumb.
 • Rating: Unrated

V: Asking him to pick me over them is asking me to change the thing I loved the most.
 • Rating: Unrated

V: He snapped it falling in the bathtub falling like an old Florida jew.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: She is a crazy bitch and not crazy bitch like you're a crazy bitch "oh bitch you're so crazy," no she once tried to beat me to death with a frozen bitch because I asked if there was more broccoli.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jimmy: Kick ass, take names...and don't blow anyone.
 • Rating: Unrated

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