Shameless
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Nix that one. My thrill drill is out of juice.
Frank
Fiona: Debs just do me this one favor please.
Debbie: I'm not the one who left the cocaine out.
What do you care? You just wanna make nicey nice with daddy. Get the fuck out of my house!
Lip [to Sammi]
Yes it's about me! Because it's never about me and I'm finally making it about me!
Fiona
Ghetto chick leaves her drug addict boyfriend's coke out for her 3-year-old brother to eat. Half a gram in his system, yeah you can win!
Lip [to Fiona]
Are you retarded now? I hope you're sleeping and not in a retarded haze.
Carl
The social worker can bite my ballbag.
Frank
Liam: Dorm!
Lip: Good and what's in a dorm?
Liam: Hipsters.
Sort your shit out.
Lip [to Fiona]
We're that extra special Gallagher kinda fucked up.
Lip
Christ I'm tired of being poor.
Kev
Me yelling at her? You think that's the most traumatic thing that's happened to her in the last 18 hours.
Lip [about Debbie]
