Yes it's about me! Because it's never about me and I'm finally making it about me!

Fiona

Ghetto chick leaves her drug addict boyfriend's coke out for her 3-year-old brother to eat. Half a gram in his system, yeah you can win!

Lip [to Fiona]

Are you retarded now? I hope you're sleeping and not in a retarded haze.

Carl

The social worker can bite my ballbag.

Frank

Liam: Dorm!
Lip: Good and what's in a dorm?
Liam: Hipsters.

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Lip [to Fiona]

We're that extra special Gallagher kinda fucked up.

Lip

Christ I'm tired of being poor.

Kev

Me yelling at her? You think that's the most traumatic thing that's happened to her in the last 18 hours.

Lip [about Debbie]

Sammi wait, it wasn't candles and Barry White on the stereo, who cares? Something incredibly special and beautiful came out of it. You?

Frank

Look my mom's a bipolar drug addict who split years ago, my dad's a drunk, and the cops just hauled Fiona off to jail, okay? Look I'm the only thing that passes for a responsible adult that you're gonna find. Now how's Liam?

Lip

I think I was trying to prove something, not to you but to myself. Prove that I didn't deserve you. Or this job. Your parents, your friends, all these nice normal functional people. I really didn't think I deserved any of it. And in the end I was right.

Fiona

Shameless Quotes

Lip: You are gorgeous, okay? You are sweet. You are funny. You're very smart. You know that, right?
Mandy: Shut up.
Lip: Hey, hey, I mean it, okay? You're a good person Mandy.

Sean: You took your monitor off yourself.
Fiona: So?
Sean: So, you should have waited for the P.O. and you know it.
Fiona: That's a technicality. You're gonna judge me for that?
Sean: No, I'm not gonna judge you for that. I find it charming as fuck that you took a screwdriver to your monitor. And I find it sexy as hell that you had a bloody lip before lunch today.
Fiona: Are you making fun of me?
Sean: No. It's just you're a chaos junkie, Fiona. And I'm a junkie, junkie. So I love chaos. And when I get into chaos, bad shit follows.