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Mandy: Random destruction makes you think of me?
Lip: Yeah it was beautiful.

What kind of system do we live in where you have to cripple yourself to stay alive?


Sasha needs to find out that my wife's a hooker, not a slave.


You know I used to be your sister, not just an ATM.


You let some dude finger you last night on the L?

V [to Fiona]

We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right?


Carl: What happened to the ghetto nurse?
V: She became a capitalist.

Get hard drugs, make daddy proud.

Frank [to Carl]

Frank: Wow so that’s my daughter, she’s kind of beautiful.
Carl: She looks like you in skank form.
Frank: Thank you son.

Sheila: Now what?
Debbie: Ask him if he’s DTF.
Sheila: DTF. What does that even mean?

Just when I think I’ve peeled the onion on Frank, bam another layer.


Carl, please please stop worrying about Frank. He is a black hole of endless need who will suck the life out of you.

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Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean?
Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.

Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.