Shameless
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Lip: You're strong.
Fiona: Are you sure?
Everyone remain calm. People do crazy shit when the electricity goes out.
Waitress
Don't be mad. It's nobody's fault.
Xan
Debbie: What's that?
Lip: It's Fiona's shit.
Carl: Oh.
Tammi: What do you mean oh? Shut up.
Frank: If you need a little walking around money, you should hang with me today.
Fiona: Why would I do that?
Frank: Where there's panic, there's money to be made.
Frank: I am the hobo loco mofo.
Mickey: Okay.
That bitch stole my oxy.
Woman
Vasectomies. I googled it! It's an incision into my ball bag.
Kev
There's nothing going on between me and your girlfriend.
Debbie
They're looking for someone with no purpose in life. I've finally found my calling.
Frank
Welcome to the South Side, bitch.
Fiona