Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Season 1 Quotes
Are you gonna put those in my ass? Because I'm not even gonna feel that.
Kevin
If memory serves, she was a Summa Cum Laude cunt.
Lawyer
Heyy, look at you baby Jonah, you're hung like a bear!
Kev
Well you know how Dad's a total fucking asshole? It turns out he's the good one.
Lip
If you will do this for me, I will dress up anyway you want, no safety word.
Frank
I was raised like a pack of wolves, just like you were, except my wolves went to Harvard.
Steve [to Deb]
Frank, I certainly hope you're not pooping in there. It's a closet.
Sheila
Do come in. Can I get you something? Milk? Soda? A joint? It's medicinal.
Mrs. Lishman
Bartender: Like you in the sack, make it quick.
Frank: It wasn't quick, I was just busy that day.
Did you purposely order a Sex on the Beach so I'd say it to the gay bartender?
Steve
Fiona takes care of everyone, but no one takes care of Fiona.
Deb
I know I haven't been the most exemplary father for the past three, alright 15 years, but from now on we're gonna be a family again. (Looks at Mormon foster child) What the hell is that?!?
Frank
