Shameless

Shameless Season 1 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 1 Episode 8: "It's Time To Kill The Turtle"

Frank: Well you're hot, but it's been awhile since I've been with a dude... nevermind two....
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 7: "Frank Gallagher: Loving Husband, Devoted Father "

Fiona: F**k you.
Steve: I love you, too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Thug: Today is put your head in the toilet day. You know what that makes tomorrow Frank? Put your head in the trash compactor day.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: He was warm, like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Veronica: Well he may look like he's in a boy band, but he's got a point.
 • Rating: Unrated

Neighbor: Let's be honest, she's my last chance at happiness and that's more important than video games and masturbation, right?
 • Rating: Unrated

Steve: You know when the plane starts going down and they tell you to put your mask on before helping anyone else, well put your mask on Fiona.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 6: "Killer Carl"

Debbie: You can't beat karate when it comes to regulated sanctioned violence for the children.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Principal: Those terrapins were a parting gift from this Skidmore chick who sucked me off like I had diamonds buried in the bottom of my ballsack.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Principal: I am not a religious man, but every now and then, a child comes along who makes me believe in the existence of Satan.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ian: Hey Mickey, why don't you steal from a neighborhood you don't live in? Have some civic pride.
 • Rating: Unrated

Teacher: That is a paper mache pile of s**t.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fiona: Text ya later?
Steve: Make it dirty.
 • Rating: Unrated

Karen: Keep laughing, or I will slit your throat in your sleep.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fiona: Brush your teeth, I wanna play.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 5: "Three Boys"

Veronica: Tourettes coupled with bipolar disorder and a drinking problem, he's a shrink's wet dream.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lip: Is that like a sibling brother? Or like a black guy brother.
 • Rating: Unrated

Doctor: That's the problem, there should only be two testicles invited to this party.
 • Rating: Unrated

Veronica: Other than the presents and the booze, can you tell me three good reasons we should get married?
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: Here's the happy couple, Kevin and Veronica, may you always have two testicles between you. L'Chiam!
 • Rating: Unrated

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