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I don't get it. Half of the world has penises, why do people get so upset about seeing them?


Steve: I love you.
Fiona: Don't.

I'm sick of living in your shadow.

Ian [to Lip]

I never thought I'd say this but you were right.

Fiona [to Frank]

She said she had some personal business. I change her diaper, what's more personal than that?


When were you going to tell me, on the flight to Miami? Or is telling your girlfriend you have another life something you talk about more over international waters.


I need you to powder under my tits before I go to bed. I'm chafing like a son of a bitch.

Grammy [to Frank]

it was snowing all summer long in Chicago!


Kevin: How can you be so cold about this?
V: Because she hurt my Kev, and nobody hurts my Kev.

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