I'm the one he's chosen to spend his life with. You're just one lucky sperm.

Sheila

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• Added: April 06, 2014

He's not my boyfriend now. He's my friend until I'm 16 and it's legally consensual for us to have intercourse.

Debbie

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• Added: April 06, 2014

Frank: Who the hell is Gary?
Sammi: He's one of your new Native American kids. I think he's the one with the Justin Bieber haircut.

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• Added: April 06, 2014

Jesus guys, it's 90 days in country club jail. It's not Guantanamo. She's probably learning a useful trade and brushing up on her Spanish.

Lip

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• Added: April 06, 2014

Nobody's gonna roll me. I carry pepper spray and a shiv.

Debbie

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• Added: April 06, 2014

Mickey have a seat man. Nobody give a shit who you bang.

Kev

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• Added: April 06, 2014

I feel a little bit like "Pretty Woman."

Lip

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• Added: April 06, 2014

What's the point of getting a new liver if the damn thing won't do what it's designed to do?

Frank

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• Added: April 06, 2014

Mental illness Russian Roulette with Monica's DNA as the bullet.

Fiona

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• Added: April 06, 2014

We're taking care of him here. You, me, us. He's f**king family.

Mickey [to Fiona]

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• Added: April 06, 2014

I promise, I'm gonna be a better dad.

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• Added: March 30, 2014

Kev: Look I'm just trying to put everything in the past okay? I'm a conscientious objector now.
Mickey: What the f*ck does that mean?
Kev: I don't really know. Something to do with Muhammed Ali. Peace and love.

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• Added: March 30, 2014