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DI Lestrade: And exactly how many times did he fall out of a window?
Sherlock Holmes: Oh, it's all a bit of a blur, detective inspector. I
lost count.

Mycroft Holmes: Just once, can you two behave like grown ups?
Dr. John Watson: We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his
pants so I wouldn't hold on to too much hope.

So if you have what you say you have, I'll make you rich. If
not, I'll make you into shoes.


Sherlock Holmes: Yes, punch me in the face! Didn't you hear me?
Dr. John Watson: I always hear "Punch me in the face" when you're
speaking but it's usually subtext.

If I wanted to look at naked women I'd borrow John's laptop.

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes: [being strangled by John] I think we're done now, John!
Dr. John Watson: You don't remember, Sherlock, I was a soldier! I killed people!
Sherlock Holmes: You were a doctor!
Dr. John Watson: I had bad days!

Somebody loves you! If I had to punch that face, I'd
avoid the nose and teeth too.

Irene Adler

Mrs. Hudson: It's a disgrace, sending your little brother into danger
like that! Family is all we have in the end, Mycroft Holmes!
Mycroft Holmes: Oh shut up, Mrs. Hudson!
Sherlock and John: [furious] Mycroft!
Mycroft Holmes: [long pause] Apologies.
Mrs. Hudson: Thank you.
Sherlock: Though, do indeed shut up.

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