Stanley: Tonight Mr. Happy, the furry city.
Stanley: So you're a doctor.
Le Dong: Who said?
Stanley: PhD?
Le Dong: Pretty. Huge. Dick.

Daisy: Good night?
Tea: Eh, It was okay. Lot of licking.

Tea: He better be right
Michelle: It's Tony, he's always right.

Is it too much to ask for someone to be interesting? I just want to feel equal.

Tea

I matched you. I matched you good.

Tony

You're home alone and you have an important question to ask yourself. How are you going to spend that money?

Tony

Michelle: Stanley, what do you think of my tits. Do you think one is bigger than the other?
Stanley: Which one do you prefer? I mean my eyes are kind of blurring. I might get an infection.

Daisy: Where's your mom, Chris?
Chris: No idea, man.

Is there a female "anything" you didn't want to bang?
There was this one girl once, but it turned out she was a dude.

Michelle

Cadie: Are you riding home?
Girl: No, I'm flying home.

Dr. Rich: Have you ever tried not taking drugs?
Cadie: Get out of here
Dr. Rich: Everyone's going to disappoint you. They don't mean to bit they will. Drugs won't change things.

Tony: Hi, Nips.
Michelle: Stop calling me Nips, Tony.
Tony: It's a funny name. I've seen a few nips, Nips, and yours are hilarious.

Skins Quotes

Stanley: Tonight Mr. Happy, the furry city.
Stanley: So you're a doctor.
Le Dong: Who said?
Stanley: PhD?
Le Dong: Pretty. Huge. Dick.

Tony: Hi, Nips.
Michelle: Stop calling me Nips, Tony.
Tony: It's a funny name. I've seen a few nips, Nips, and yours are hilarious.