Skins Season 1 Episode 6: "Abbud" Quotes
Abbud: What happened? Am I dead?
Chris: No. You fell and went splat.
What do you not get about being a lesbian? Let me clue you in. A key component is not hooking up with guys.
Chris: I don't want you to focus on love. Let's focus on the sick and the weak.
Abbud: I'm serious man.
Chris: Me too. That's why I want you humping the sick and the weak.
Every man in his life needs to ask himself once or twice a question. How much do I want to get high?Tony
We all want to bunk with Tea, but pork ain't on the menu.Chris
That moose is going to need some serious counseling.
I just hope you have secure packaging down there because you're going to be going on a trip of a lifetime.Chris
Dave: Abbud, what have you learned?
Abbud: Never to hide a bomb up my ass.