Is there a female "anything" you didn't want to bang?
There was this one girl once, but it turned out she was a dude.

Michelle

Daisy: Where's your mom, Chris?
Chris: No idea, man.

Michelle: Stanley, what do you think of my tits. Do you think one is bigger than the other?
Stanley: Which one do you prefer? I mean my eyes are kind of blurring. I might get an infection.

You're home alone and you have an important question to ask yourself. How are you going to spend that money?

Tony

Skins Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

You're home alone and you have an important question to ask yourself. How are you going to spend that money?

Tony

Michelle: Stanley, what do you think of my tits. Do you think one is bigger than the other?
Stanley: Which one do you prefer? I mean my eyes are kind of blurring. I might get an infection.