Daisy: Do you want to have sex?
Abbud: Do I ever!

Daisy: My sister gets home in 45 minutes. Is that enough time?
Abbud: Yeah. That's enough for lots of times.

Wow. This is epic. The monkey man is here. Let's party!


Tony: Jesus. What happened here?
Daisy: Eura happened.

What is this, an indifference convention?

I am an emotional black hole.


You bend my horn, I swear, I'll leave you and never come back.

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