Skins Quotes
Every man in his life needs to ask himself once or twice a question. How much do I want to get high?
Tony
We all want to bunk with Tea, but pork ain't on the menu.
Chris
That moose is going to need some serious counseling.
Abbud
I just hope you have secure packaging down there because you're going to be going on a trip of a lifetime.
Chris
Dave: Abbud, what have you learned?
Abbud: Never to hide a bomb up my ass.
I appreciate the thought girls, but I just do not have the energy for a threesome.
Stanley
What is every bastard who has ever lived, have in common? His father is a bastard and he never broke the cycle. Break the cycle.
Judge [to Stanley]
Michelle: I love this song
Stanley: I love you too.
You know what your problem is? You don't appreciate what I do for you.
Tony
Michelle: Is this dress too slutty for a private school?
Stanley: No. Just slutty enough, I say.
Stanley's Dad: You don't get off on stitching small animals together do you?
Stanley: No.
Stanley's Dad: Well, keep your hands off my beer.
Stanley's Dad: 7:45 and in the shower. And you thought the trombone was stupid.
