Skins Season 1 Quotes
Tony: Jesus. What happened here?
Daisy: Eura happened.
What is this, an indifference convention?
Daisy
I am an emotional black hole.
Abbud
You bend my horn, I swear, I'll leave you and never come back.
Daisy
Why would I listen to a confused lesbian slut?
Michelle
I've been dreaming of this for like years, and now it's over before you ever got to tie me up and put caramel sauce all over me.
Stanley
Michelle, you're taking your clothes off!
Stanley
1992. That was the year I stopped pretending to be stupid because I was pretty.
Principal
Just so you know, you're leaning on eight years of piss stains, might want to move down.
Chris
Abbud: What happened? Am I dead?
Chris: No. You fell and went splat.
What do you not get about being a lesbian? Let me clue you in. A key component is not hooking up with guys.
Abbud
Chris: I don't want you to focus on love. Let's focus on the sick and the weak.
Abbud: I'm serious man.
Chris: Me too. That's why I want you humping the sick and the weak.
