Sleepy Hollow

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What's insane is a ten percent levy on baked goods. You do realize the Revolutionary war began on less than two percent. How is the public not flocking to the streets in outrage? We must do something.

Ichabod

Jenny: What's your name? Tall, dark and British?
Ichabod: My name is Ichabod Crane.
Jenny: Huh. What do your friends call you? Ichy?
Ichabod: Not if they wish to remain my friends.

Oh. You embroidered my name on some oversized hosiery. How... odd.

Ichabod

Abbie: Seven years of tribulation.
Ichabod: According to scripture.
Abbie: How long have we been doin' this so far?
Ichabod: Mmmm. I'm certain it will become easier once we become accustomed to... No. I'm too tired to lie.

Ichabod: It is I who should thank you, kind woman, for unlocking this vehicle from afar, and showing me how the entertainment system operates. Farewell, Yolanda.
Yolanda: Thank you for calling Northstar Assistance.

Ichabod: You've been emancipated, I take it.
Abbie: Excuse me?
Ichabod: From enslavement.

Ichabod: I'm afraid your so-called 'smart' phone couldn't tell you that.
Abbie: Look at you, coppin' some 'tude.

Ichabod: Abbie, there's always another way.
Abbie: That's the first time you've ever called me Abbie.

His honor Edmund Burke once said "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." And we may all at time, stand idly when action is required.

Ichabod

You stopped having pow wows? I rather enjoyed those.

Ichabod

Abbie: All of our personal issues aside, she's not gonna help us because I'm a cop and she's a criminal.
Ichabod: Oh, she's a criminal now?
Abbie: Do you know why she's locked up in here? She broke into a sporting goods store and stole a bunch of survival gear. Over four thousand bucks worth of stuff.
Ichabod: And does your current law enforcement incarcerate all thieves in sanatoriums?
Abbie: She told the cops that she needed it because she was preparing for the end of days.
Ichabod: Well. She's perfectly sane then.

Police Detective: Do you admit to cutting off his head, yes or no?
Ichabod: Nooo. First I shot him, then he rose back up. Cutting off his head seemed the next logical step.

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Sleepy Hollow quotes are one of the highlights of the series. You don't believe me? Have you watched Sleepy Hollow? Tom Mison as Ichabod Crane whips out Sleepy Hollow quotes noting historical names and their quirks with stunning speed. Ichabodisms about the differences between his own time and our time are laugh out loud funny. Nichole Beharie as Abbie Mills meets him note for note and their sarcastic banter has cemented their friendship by one of the quickest routes. Their verbal volleys entertain and inform viewers and leave other characters shaking and scratching their heads in amusement and confusion. Sleepy Hollow quotes can be about Ichabod's inability to understand the new world he lives in or they can be incredibly insightful thoughts from Abbie about their roles as witnesses and what it means to them and the world they're trying to protect. Make sure you tune in every week because we capture all the best Sleepy Hollow quotes with each episode that airs. They're listed by episode and by character so you never have to wonder who said what or when. You can share quotes with your friends via social media because each individual quote has it's own URL -- the perfect way for you to let everyone know about what tickled your funny bone or moved your heart.

Sleepy Hollow Quotes

Ichabod: In the book of Enoch there is the legend of Methuselah. He was given a sword with the power to kill any being on Earth. He used it to take down a thousand demons.
Abbie: So Mama was right the sword can kill Moloch.

Jane Lambert claimed the lives of twenty one patients across the country while working as a nurse back in the 1950s.

Abbie