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What's insane is a ten percent levy on baked goods. You do realize the Revolutionary war began on less than two percent. How is the public not flocking to the streets in outrage? We must do something.


Abbie: Seven years of tribulation.
Ichabod: According to scripture.
Abbie: How long have we been doin' this so far?
Ichabod: Mmmm. I'm certain it will become easier once we become accustomed to... No. I'm too tired to lie.

Oh. You embroidered my name on some oversized hosiery. How... odd.


Ichabod: It is I who should thank you, kind woman, for unlocking this vehicle from afar, and showing me how the entertainment system operates. Farewell, Yolanda.
Yolanda: Thank you for calling Northstar Assistance.

Jenny: What's your name? Tall, dark and British?
Ichabod: My name is Ichabod Crane.
Jenny: Huh. What do your friends call you? Ichy?
Ichabod: Not if they wish to remain my friends.

Ichabod: You've been emancipated, I take it.
Abbie: Excuse me?
Ichabod: From enslavement.

Ichabod: I'm afraid your so-called 'smart' phone couldn't tell you that.
Abbie: Look at you, coppin' some 'tude.

His honor Edmund Burke once said "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." And we may all at time, stand idly when action is required.


Ichabod: Abbie, there's always another way.
Abbie: That's the first time you've ever called me Abbie.

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