Smallville Season 1 Episode 5: "Cool" Quotes
Clark: You deserved a lot better than Sean even before he...tried to kill you.
Chloe: That's sweet, I think.
Clark: Maybe I can help.
Jonathan: You already have. Last season you saved us four part-time hands.
Clark: No, I'm thinking bigger picture. You know, forget about this whole high school thing and try out for a pro sports team. I could make a ton of money in endorsements. (off his parent's stern looks) Just trying to lighten up the mood.
Martha: Much as we'd love to see your face on a cereal box, we'd settle for you getting to school on time.
Clark: I thought you came over for fashion advice.
(Clark shows her a shirt)
Chloe: Burn that. What else have you got?
Clark: I'll check the laundry basket.
Are you from an ice planet? It's freezing. I'm going to go thaw out by the fire. Have fun.
Chloe
Don't sound so shocked, Clark. Guys do find me attractive even though I don't have raven hair and the initials "L.L."
Chloe
A high school boyfriend isn't a husband; he's an obstacle.
Lex
Jonathan: We already talked about that.
Martha: I talked, you grunted.
Jonathan: I thought that I was rather articulate.
Clark: Hello, citizens.
Martha: I'm not familiar with this child. Where's the moody one? Lives upstairs, runs real fast?
Chloe: Your online horoscope suggests that you try not to flaunt your excitement which I know will be hard since you've been waiting for this date since, like your first growth spurt.
Clark: I'll say this one more time, and then I'll print up bumper stickers: this is not a date.
Clark Kent, international man of mystery.
Pete
Chloe: This is what I love about high school parties: people will gather anywhere as long as there's illegally purchased alcohol and even the slightest chance of hooking up.
I can't believe both your dates went straight to hell and I ended up with the limo.
Pete
