Smallville "Upgrade" Quotes
Chloe: Have I sunk Lois' battleship?
• Rating: Unrated
Lois: God, do you take lessons in how to do that?
Corben: Okay. Isn't the appropriate response "Thank God you're still alive. Too bad you're wearing clothes this time."?
Lois: Yes, that's it. The first part.
• Rating: Unrated
Clark: This is my lucky day to be saved.
Corben: Kal-El... take it from someone who's been there. We don't always know when we need saving.
• Rating: Unrated
Lois: By the way, this is the least-secret secret lab I've ever been in... twice.
• Rating: Unrated
Zod: Religion is science. Not some... mystical questioning of it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chloe: Clark Kent at the keyboard? Have I been downsized in the bureaucratic world of superheroes?
• Rating: Unrated
Chloe: I should have known that Clark took a walk down the ruby-red road. That's explains his lack of edit button.
Tess: I thought Clark was only affected by green meteor. What's the red do?
Chloe: Basically it turns him to the bad boy every girl dreams of... in her nightmares.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 7
