Smallville Season 9 Episode 17: "Upgrade" Quotes
Have I sunk Lois' battleship?
Chloe
Lois: God, do you take lessons in how to do that?
Corben: Okay. Isn't the appropriate response "Thank God you're still alive. Too bad you're wearing clothes this time."?
Lois: Yes, that's it. The first part.
Clark: This is my lucky day to be saved.
Corben: Kal-El... take it from someone who's been there. We don't always know when we need saving.
By the way, this is the least-secret secret lab I've ever been in... twice.
Lois
Religion is science. Not some... mystical questioning of it.
Zod
Clark Kent at the keyboard? Have I been downsized in the bureaucratic world of superheroes?
Chloe
Chloe: I should have known that Clark took a walk down the ruby-red road. That's explains his lack of edit button.
Tess: I thought Clark was only affected by green meteor. What's the red do?
Chloe: Basically it turns him to the bad boy every girl dreams of... in her nightmares.
