Ok, Alexander is now Connor? Ok well I guess if Puff Daddy can become Diddy and Prince can say he's that squiggly thing, but I'm worried about what's underneath.

Lois

Alexander/Connor: Are you like my dad?
Clark: I prefer brother.

Lionel: You can't hide Alexander from me forever.
Tess: I'm saving him from an encore performance of Daddy Dearest.

So it's not just the Luthor males who like secrets.

Lionel

It never hurts to change it up. Except the ring. I'm never gonna take that off. It's my sparkly little ball and chain.

Lois

My head is pounding like a mosh pit, and my mouth tastes like armpit.

Lois

In that green getup of yours we're gonna stand out like a hooker in a church.

Lois

The morning after windsweep was a stinger, but the sweet smell of sewage is clearing my head.

Lois

I should have known all this bridal hoopla was too good to be true; all my prenuptial bliss was one right-click away from bridal apocalypse.

Lois
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