Smallville Season 1 Quotes
Chloe: Getting your morning Lana fix?
Clark: Chloe, don't you ever knock?
Chloe: It's a barn, Clark.
Clark: Is there a reason you're here early or do you just enjoy busting my chops?
Chloe: Little of both.
Martha: "Escort to fend off the throngs of adoring fans"?
Clark: What's wrong with that?
Dr. Hamilton: What you're looking for... could take years.
Lex: I'm a patient man.
Dr. Hamilton: Tell me: why does a billionaire's son care so much about a bunch of rocks that fell out of the sky twelve years ago?
Lex: I save that story for the people I trust.
Well, if you like, I could be your escort on Saturday--you know, so I can fend off the throngs of adoring fans.
Clark
Clark: (doesn't see Lana) Dad. I got the posts in the west field. I hit some granite, but I jammed it through. (sees Lana, pauses)
Lana: Very impressive.
Clark: I had a sledgehammer.
Jodie: I was wondering, do you have a date for Lana's party? (Pete stares at her)
Clark: (taps Pete) No, he's still free.
Jodie: Would you like to go with me?
(Pete grins like an idiot)
Clark: (pokes Pete) He'd love to.
Pete: Clark, I'm telling you, this is good news for you.
Clark: Kansas State gives Whitney a full scholarship and Lana gives him a tongue bath. How is that good news?
Chloe: I don't get it.
Pete: Women dig me get used to it.
I can't believe we're creeping around looking at road kill...
Clark
Lex: I heard the quarterback couldn't make it. Too bad.
Lana: I knew you'd be devastated.
Don't touch that! You're not sterile and you're not me.
Dr. Hamilton
Cutting the heads off supermodels. It's kind of redundant, isn't it?
Chloe
