Smallville Season 1 Quotes
Justin: Am I freaking you out?
Chloe: Believe it or not, I've seen stranger things.
Justin: 'Cause I don't want to end up... on your wall.
Chloe: Don't worry, you won't. Now let's make everything float again.
Lex: (seeing Clark reading a book, amused) 'Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus'?
Clark: I'm trying to get an insight into the female psyche.
Lex: I seriously doubt you'll find it in here.
Most men are from Mars, Clark, but you're from some distant galaxy that I've never even heard of.
Chloe
Clark: I've always liked Lana, but I can never get near her. I just found out that Chloe likes me, and I think I may have feelings for her, too.
Lex: So which one do you want to pursue?
Clark: That's the thing -- I want to protect my friendship with both.
Lex: Then you'll never get either one.
Danny: I see you in a uniform, flying. Have you ever considered a career in the Air Force?
Clark: Um...I'll think about it.
Clark: It's like you find out this secret and it colors everything. I just can't believe I never saw it before.
Lana: Sometimes the right person can be right in front of your eyes and you never even know it.
Clark: Look, I know I screwed up, but why is Chloe having a breakdown?
Pete: You're not the most observant person in the world, are you?
Lionel: (reading) "I celebrate myself, and what I assume, you shall assume..."
Lex: "...for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you."
Lionel: That sounds like a description of family.
Lex: Not ours.
Pamela: I wanted to see what kind of man you grew up into.
Lex: A very busy one.
Lex: What's the problem?
Clark: I have these two amazing friends, both of them girls...
Lex: For the sake of argument, let's call them "Lana" and "Chloe."
Clark: That's weird, bees are notorious followers. They wouldn't desert their hive without good reason.
(Chloe gives him a look)
Clark: My mom's addicted to the Discovery Channel.
Chloe: I can't believe it only took one day for you to be compromised by the lure of popularity.
Clark: Remind me to pull your funding after I'm elected.
