Smallville

Smallville Season 1 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 1 Episode 14: "Zero"

Kasitch: She's cute.
Lex: She's engaged.
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Jonathan: Let's just say that it's a very long road between what's sitting in our storm cellar and what's written on your birth certificate.
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Chloe: And so the mystery that is Clark Kent deepens.
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Pete: In a world of designer water, Clark Kent is straight from the tap.
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Chloe: Come on, Pete, I'm desperate. Now the only information I could get out of the Kents was the earth-shattering admission that Clark hates peas.
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Chloe: Okay, this isn't an official question and I don't want you guys to take it the wrong way, but has your son always been this strange?
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Clark: You know, uh, Chloe this is a class project not a corruption scandal.
Chloe: Relax, Clark, it's not like you have anything to hide.
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Pete: No offense, Clark, but digging up six pages of interesting stuff on you is going to require serious excavation.
Clark: I do stuff.
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Chloe: Can I ask you a question - totally off the record? Do you ever wonder about your biological parents?
Clark: Every day of my life.
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Lex: I don't believe in obligations.
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Lex: Who are you?
Jude: Don't you remember? You killed me.
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Season 1 Episode 13: "Kinetic"

Chloe: Clark Kent, investigative reporter - has a nice ring to it.
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Lex: Clark, you can't save the world. All you'll end up with is a Messiah complex and a lot of enemies.
Clark: I saved you, didn't I? That turned out all right.
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Lex: A man is judged by the quality of his friends. If the quarterback's with them, he'll have to face the consequences.
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Lex: You're a teenager, Lana. Mercurial doesn't do you justice.
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Clark: The question is, how'd they get inside?
Pete: I don't know. Now stop channeling Chloe and come on.
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Martha: Hi, Clark. What are you doing?
Clark: (smashes some logs) Trying to make myself useful.
Jonathan: Hey ,son, we need firewood, not toothpicks.
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Chloe: Ah, the sweet smell of freedom.
Clark: Chloe, you were in the hospital, not Alcatraz.
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Clark: Chloe, you can't just go snooping around someone's house.
Chloe: It's a mansion. It's designed for snooping.
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Lex: Just remember boys - you keep my secret, and I'll keep yours. [pause] And If you don't, you'll find out you're not the only ones who can reach through walls.
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