Smallville

Smallville Season 1 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 1 Episode 13: "Kinetic"

Lex: (to Chloe) I look forward to resuming our verbal judo.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chloe: You know, all this resting is driving me insane. These so-called "health-care professionals" just want me to stay in bed and eat jello.
Clark: Those fascists.
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Chloe: Well, I am perturbed with you, Clark. I'm also mad that you didn't put out the Chicago fire of 1871, or prevent the fall of the Roman Empire, making you directly responsible for the Dark Ages.
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Clark: How're you feeling?
Chloe: Like a million bucks... that was thrown in the washing machine and set on "spin".
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Pete: Oh no, not the Kent 1,000-yard stare.
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Tattoo Freak: I think I know why Luthor didn't file that robbery report. Check this out. Ten to one, the poster-boy for Rogaine doesn't want anyone to know that he's tapped into his daddy's computer system.
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Season 1 Episode 12: "Leech"

Victoria: We could've been great together.
Lex: I plan on being great all by myself.
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Lionel: Smallville is your test and now you are failing.
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Jonathan: How are you holding up?
Clark: Considering my chores used to take me five minutes and now they take two hours, I'm alright.
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Pete: Why are you grinning? We lost.
Clark: I know. Pretty cool, huh?
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Chloe: I'm sorry, but I find geology even more pointless than algebra. I mean, I could just order these rocks online and have them delivered to my house vacuum-sealed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lex: You call sleeping with me business? I hate to think what that makes you.
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Lex: Listen, I had no right to question your honesty. All I can do is plead temporary insanity and hope we can find a way to put this behind us.
Clark: Only temporary?
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Clark: I hope all this attention doesn't go to his head. He needs to be careful.
Chloe: Well, you know what, Clark, the second you start throwing people thirty feet, I'll write nice things about you too.
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Clark: You don't feel any differently about me now do you?
Martha: Clark, you're our son whether you can bench-press the tractor or not.
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Jonathan: You know what they say: lightning never strikes twice in the same place. Look, my guess is that your powers aren't coming back.
Clark: Maybe being normal won't be so bad; I mean it works for you and Mom.
Martha: Oh, thanks.
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Pete: He's been acting weird lately.
Chloe: Well, okay, Clark's always acting weird, why don't you give me a gauge?
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Roger: This could make one hell of a story.
Lex: No one's ever going know about this; and if this story is accidently leaked, you and I are going to have a serious trust issue.
Roger: (sarcastically) As opposed to the close, personal relationship we enjoy now.
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Eric: Come on, Clark. If you had the power to do whatever you want, what would you do?
Clark: I'd stop people like you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jonathon: Clark, your gifts may be a part of you but they don't define you.
 • Rating: Unrated

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