South Park

South Park "201" Quotes

Jesus: I guess maybe Tom Cruise likes Sea Man.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: Hey look! Tom Cruise has Sea Man on his back!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Scott Tenorman: You killed your own father and then fed him to your own half brother.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jesus: Let's hope to Christ this works.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Scott Tenorman: Revenge is a dish best served chili.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sea Man: Swallow, come.
Moses: Hehe, no way he just said that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joseph Smith: We can't attack Streisand's nose, it's just too big.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman [as Mitch Connor]: We got a black president but whitey still doesn't trust me to use his phone.
Dr. Mephisto: Oh, I'm sorry you're right, we do have a black President. Come in.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Jesus: On the super best friend power cycles! (Segways)
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jesus (to Buddha): Watching porn isn't like doing coke you fag.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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