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I guess maybe Tom Cruise likes Sea Man.

Jesus

Hey look! Tom Cruise has Sea Man on his back!

Stan

You killed your own father and then fed him to your own half brother.

Scott Tenorman

Let's hope to Christ this works.

Jesus

Revenge is a dish best served chili.

Scott Tenorman

Sea Man: Swallow, come.
Moses: Hehe, no way he just said that.

We can't attack Streisand's nose, it's just too big.

Joseph Smith

Cartman [as Mitch Connor]: We got a black president but whitey still doesn't trust me to use his phone.
Dr. Mephisto: Oh, I'm sorry you're right, we do have a black President. Come in.

On the super best friend power cycles! (Segways)

Jesus

Watching porn isn't like doing coke you fag.

Jesus (to Buddha)

Mr. Garrison: I'm sorry, Eric.
Cartman (as Mitch Connor): Sorry is a four letter word with a y on the end that doesn't mean anything to this kid.

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South Park Season 14 Episode 6 Quotes

Watching porn isn't like doing coke you fag.

Jesus (to Buddha)

Mr. Garrison: I'm sorry, Eric.
Cartman (as Mitch Connor): Sorry is a four letter word with a y on the end that doesn't mean anything to this kid.