South Park "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" Quotes
Stan: That's it, Sparky! Kick his ass!
Cartman: Heh, he's doing something to his ass. He's not kicking his ass, but he's definitely doing something to his ass.
Stan: Sparky, bad dog!
• Rating: Unrated
Frank: Why, I haven't seen a beating like that since Rodney King.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Frank: Oh my! I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Frank: I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant!
• Rating: Unrated
Mr. Garrison: Stanley, gay people, well, gay people are evil. Evil right down to their cold black hearts, which pump not blood like yours and mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: Wait a minute, why the hell does he get an A-?
Mr. Garrison: Eric, Stanley just might lead our team to victory against the Middle Park Cowboys for the first time in decades. And we treat star athletes better 'cause they're better people.
• Rating: Unrated
Chef: What's the matter Stan, you seem down.
Stan: I just, I can't concentrate because my dog is gay.
Chef: Well, you know what they say. You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.
Mr. Garrison: Oh, stop filling his head with that queer-loving propaganda.
Chef: Say what? You of all people should be sympathetic.
Mr. Garrison: What do you mean?
Chef: Well, you're gay aren't you?
Mr. Garrison: What? What the hell are you talking about? I am not gay.
Chef: Well, you sure do act like it.
Mr. Garrison: I just act that way to get chicks, dumb ass.
• Rating: Unrated
Ned: What are we doing here?
Jimbo: Well Ned, we usually kidnap the Middle Park mascot, but this year, we're gonna blow it up!
• Rating: Unrated
Are we missing your favorite quote from "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride?" Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!
Total Quotes: 8